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Information: Banjo Jokes!
- What has six legs and three teeth?
The front row at a banjo clinic.
- Did you hear about the banjo player that was so out of tune the other banjo players started to notice?
- What do you say to a banjo player in a three piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
- What's the difference between a Cockatoo and a Banjo?
One is loud, garish and obnoxious, the other is a bird.
- What is the definition of perfect pitch?
When one lands a banjo into a garbage can at 50 feet..
- What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
- How can you tell if the stage is level?
The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
- Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a banjo player?
That's right, otherwise is would have been called a teethbrush.
- Why are banjo's ugly?
So deaf people can hate em, too.
- FOR SALE. 1930's vintage banjo. Excellent condition. RECENTLY TUNED.
- What's the difference between a banjo and chain saw?
You can tune a chain saw and it has dynamic range.
- My wife just told me to choose between HER or my BANJO.
Jeeze I'll miss her.
- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A banjo player.
- How is a banjo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late.
- What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
- If you drop a banjo and an accordian off the Empire State Building at the same time, which one lands first?
Who cares?
- What's the difference between rock 'n roll and bluegrass?
Rockers play all night without tuning; bluegrass pickers tune all night without playing.
- How do you get a banjo picker off of your porch?
Pay for the Pizza.
- What's the difference between a banjo player and large pepperoni pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
- How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to change the bulb and two to argue over whether Earl would have changed it that way.